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Fairy Zone  "A"  is a restricted area where secret research into beanstalk growth is conducted. 

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....... and thus it was she now summoned the door from the ether  using much the same incantation Merlin had used to transport the huge grey Sarcens on Salisbury Plain all those centuries ago.

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Stone Walls do not a Prison make,

Nor Iron bars a Cage;

Minds innocent and quiet take

That for an Hermitage.

If I have freedom in my Love,

And in my soul am free,

Angels alone that soar above,

Enjoy such Liberty.

The Snowdrop

 Winter-weaned she waits,the velvet silence no longer strong enough to restrain her inner yearning for light.

The understated threads of warmth are slow to tease her slumbered senses and yet, as if summoned by some unknown destiny,  the  ponderous  climb begins .

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Another

Another example of a fairy portal into the human realm. Again note the fleeting appearance of the door due to its limited operational duration.

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Following the release of the film "Lord of The Rings " it has become fashionable with many younger fairies to have  a round Hobbit style door.

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Desirable freehold fairy house with spacious weasel-free gardens overlooking the River Coquet. Oak doors throughout, lobby, dining room,lounge,3 bedrooms period kitchen, spell room.

The above property is for sale by fairy auction on Sat. 4th March. Interested parties should contact:-

Byzum & Cellzum Ltd.

 Fairy-Warkworth

Tel: 229 

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I thought this period-advertising photo of the old fairy cider  brewery was rather charming. This entrance to the building currently forms part of the  cider museum but the firm now produces the bulk of its products in the new premises. Its most well known beverage is still, of course, the world famous:-

" Cider With Rosehips."

Slices through tree trunks are often utilised by fairies, the larger ones (as in the case here) can form a useful frontage for fairy dwellings, smaller slices however are often turned into gramophone records.

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Is your dragon a bit unruly? Does it snap at other dragons or perhaps char the furniture?

Enroll your pet now at the 

"Hot Breath Training School"

Satisfaction at affordable prices

Tel:- Fairy Warkworth  561

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Sitting here is the famous inventor and philosopher  Celandine Petals who is perhaps best known for her invention of the "Sloshometer", a now antiquated device, used in the past to measure the wetness of water.

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The quality of fairy digital photos is  measured in megapixies.

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