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Bureau of Incomplete Statistics
Behind this door is:-
"The Fairy Bureau Of Incomplete Statistics."
When hearing that his premises would be featured in this study the chairman of the company was delighted and issued the following statement " 6 out of every 10 fairies.... "


The noise was by no means loud but sufficient to suggest something unseen lurked beyond the bluebells. Arwen drew her sword and stepped carefully along the ivy-strewn path.
"Who is there?" she challenged, her hidden adversary gave no answer.









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